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The Weekender 28/02/2010

Welcome to the last day of February! We had a great swim in a water hole yesterday, since the weather has been so hot & today a great afternoon birthday party at Te Pahu!


Sport

Australia are in NZ for a month long cricket tour and they looked like they were continuing their untroubled run of cricket this summer, when in the first Twenty20 game they bowled NZ out for 118, and then reached the target with six wickets and four overs to spare.

But in the second game Brendon McCullum stood & delivered, reaching a massive 116 off 56 balls, to lead NZ to a fantastic 214. Australia did well though and reached the mark on the last ball, setting up the game for the "Super Over". Australia batted first and Tim Southee did some incredible bowling to restrict them to six, he got a wicket and two dot balls. Then with Brendon and Martin Guptill batting, Shaun Tait bowled terribly including two wides and Martin sealed the win with a four off the (second) third ball. NZ tied the 2 game series - yay!

In women's trans-tasman cricket the White Ferns may have lost the one-day series 5-0, but they came back to win the Twenty20 series 3-0.

In Super 14 rugby, the Blues beat the Reds 27-18 in a wet Queensland, the Brumbies silenced Newlands beating the Stormers 19-17 with a late intercept try, the Chiefs made it three from three, beating the Western Force 37-19 for an incredibly unusual winning start to the season and on an away tour as well! The Highlanders had their first win beating the Cheetahs 31-24 and the Bulls beat the Waratahs 48-38. The Crusaders recovered from last week, beating the Sharks 35-6 in Christchurch. So it was a great weekend for the NZ teams with all of them winning and only the Highlanders not getting a bonus point!

Table: Bulls 15, Hurricanes/Chiefs 14, Crusaders 10, Stormers/Blues 9, Brumbies 8, Reds 6, Highlanders/Cheetahs 5, Waratahs 4, Sharks/Lions 2, Force 0 - typical bottom half of the table with 3 Australian teams, 3 South African teams - and the Highlanders.

The NZ women's soccer team - the Football Ferns - stunned Italy with a 1-0 upset win for a great start to the Cyprus Cup in Nicosia.


NZ News

Politicians have been under the microscope this week with ministerial credit cards the latest focus. They've been paying back money left, right & centre, and Cabinet member Phil Heatley resigned his portfolios after being a bit sloppy with his use of the ministerial credit card and "not living up to his own high expectations" (ignorant not deceptive). He's still an MP and provided an Auditor-General investigation comes back clean he may get back into Cabinet.

Dunedin airport had to cancel a number of incoming flights when it's sole-charge air traffic controller called in sick.

Last weekend an off duty cop in Tuakau came across a bunch of kids who were about to have a fight. Some had gang ties, and during the confrontation the group turned on the cop & beat him fairly badly. Except for a couple of the kids, one 16 year old girl in particular who help the cop get away. She and two other residents are likely to be nominated for bravery awards. Eight youths have been charged with assault.

Telecom has had another bad week with more XT issues and also an problem with the 111 system in the Greater Auckland area for the early hours of one morning. One senior exec who stepped down was actually due to leave in a couple of months anyway.

Sean Quincey had a rough night this week in his quest to row the tasman. He rolled a couple of times and hadn't quite battened down the hatches so water got in. He's also had problem with his water maker packing up, and he lost a few things in the roll. He looks close on the map (!) but without water & with the loses it will be a battle if he can make it! Watch his progress here http://www.tasmantrespasser.com/

A man in Invercargill sparked an armed offenders squad called out the other day after he allegedly confronted someone with a gun, but he skilfully avoided the road blocks to drive himself to the police station to hand himself in! His car & house were searched for guns but nothing was found.

Northland is so dry at the moment they've asked people to dob-in-a-neighbour if anyone sees garden sprinklers being used.

Fiji continues to be fairly isolated (politically), however there are signs that rugby diplomacy is working with Foreign Minister Murry McCully and Commodore Frank Bainimarama having agreed in principle to meet next month. The talks will be in Hong Kong during the rugby sevens tournament.

Air NZ boss Rob Fyfe has accused the police of trying to undermine confidence in the airline after releasing information on Air NZ staff-related drink-driving cases, and for Superintendent John Kelly saying "As an aside, this may be the tip of the iceberg ...". Mr Fyfe noted that there were 32,000 drink drive convictions nationally, and relatively that would mean 120 should be Air NZ staff - however the numbers were much lower. Rather than attacking Air NZ, perhaps they should be finding out how they keep drink-driving numbers down!


The
Numbers Game

1.5: metre tsunami hit the Chathams but a tsunami warning was generally ignored in NZ and then downscaled
5.5: richter scale earthquake around Fiordland, Southland & Otago
13: year old Navy frigate HMNZS Te Kaha is back in action after a major refit

90: minutes for a jury to acquit a man of shooting at a boy racer who had tormented him & his family for 18 months
1,250: $ to be asked to be paid back from former Chief nurse Mark Jones, when he used tax payer money to charter a yacht

50m: $ in annual subsidies for Telecom may be up for review after the latest failing of the 111 system in the great Auckland region this week


Finance NZ Dollar

GBP 0.4587 (+0.0061)
EUR 0.5128 (-0.0017)
USD 0.6986 (-0.0014)
AUD 0.7807 (+0.0017)


The
Weekender NZer of the week

Colin Murdoch
DREAMER FOR MILLIONS
Colin Murdoch designed and invented the disposable syringe, a device that has saved millions of human lives. He also conceived and developed the tranquilliser dart gun, which has saved the lives of millions of animals. He is an understated New Zealander who can claim to have revolutionised medical and veterinary science.

http://www.nzedge.com/heroes/murdoch.html


Joke
of the Weekender

Employment History
To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia game with the passengers. They asked us to guess the total number of years the three of them had worked for the airlines. 

After an attendant collected our estimates, we heard the announcement: "The correct answer is 26 years. For the two people who came closest with 28 years, we have prizes. And for the passenger in seat 12F who guessed 85 years, would you please step off the plane once we are airborne." 


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The Weekender 21/02/2010

Birthday February continues - today is Craig's birthday!


Sport

Sir John Walker held a 1500m record since 1979 (3min 37.40sec) and this week Nick Willis broke it with 3min 35.8sec.

Cara Baker has won the Australian open water swimming race, beating the Aussies in the 5km race finishing in one hour and 20 seconds. But the title went to the first Australian home.

The Wellington Phoenix beat the Perth Glory in their A-League elimination semifinal 4-2 after a penalty shoot-out when they were tied 1-1 at full time.

Northern Districts have won the domestic one-day title after beating Auckland by 21-runs. Young all-rounder Kane Williamson is one to watch after he scored 69 off 71 balls to help Northern to 304, and then he took five wickets for 51 runs.

On to Super 14. The Stormers won their second game in a row, beating the NSW Waratahs 27-6, the Hurricanes beat the Western Force 47-22 in Wellington, and the Brumbies were beaten by the Bulls 50-32 in South Africa. The talk of the weekend was the Chiefs vs Lions game where both team had a great attacking game - and no defence. The final score was a record for Super 14, 72-65 - 137 points scored! The Cheetahs beat the Sharks 25-20 to ruin John Smit's achievement as the first South African to have played 100 Super rugby games for the same team. The Reds beat the Crusaders 41-20 in a surprise result, and the Blues beat the Highlanders 19-15 in Dunedin.

Table: Bulls 10; Hurricanes/Chiefs 9; Stormers 8; Reds 6; Crusaders 5; Brumbies/Blues/Cheetahs/Waratahs 4; Sharks/Lions 2; Highlanders 1; Force 0.
Last weekend Samoa beat NZ in the finals of the Las Vegas Sevens.

Mahe Drysdale easily won his sixth national sculling title, down the road at Lake Karapiro this weekend. It was a Kiwi one-two with Nathan Cohen finishing second. Emma Twigg lead the women's single sculls from start to finish. Mahe didn't have everything his own way though, after he and Peter Taylor came second in the men's double sculls to world class scullers Matthew Trott & Nathan Cohen. In third place were the world champion Germans Eric Knittel and Stephen Kruger.

New Zealand qualified for the Badminton world finals after beating Fiji and Tahiti 5-0 in Invercargill this week.

NZ probably won't be mentioned much in the Winter Olympics, but Kendall Brown claimed a respectable 15th in the women's half-pipe after pushing through the pain of a dislocated shoulder.

Bangladesh were in Hamilton this week as they took on the Black Caps in the only test match. NZ were sent in to bat & declared at 553 for 7 after Martin Guptill and Brendon McCullum both got out (189 & 185 respectively). Bangladesh batted well & we took a long time to finally get them out at 408. NZ declared at 258 for 5, leaving Bangladesh 404 to win and they were all out for 282. NZ won by 121 runs - still close enough to have me slightly worried, and not good enough for anyone to be complacent with Australia arriving shortly.

The America's Cup has returned to America after Oracle beat Alinghi 2-0 in the best of three challenge. Oracle was headed by Sir Russell Coutts who was kicked out of Alinghi before the last series. Russell has now won the cup four times for three different nations, although he wasn't actually on the boat this time.


NZ News

A kiwi was among the 64 people rescued off the coast of Brazil when a Canadian sailing ship sunk.

Telecom has had more problems this week. Firstly when their network couldn't cope with traffic this week and lots of people couldn't use their phones, secondly when it came to light that come employees (from their Manila call centre) sent text messages swearing at customers, and finally when the lads from Top Gear were in town - minus Richard Hammond who promoted the new network last time he was in NZ. They said Hammond was too embarrassed to return to NZ and said they would switch to a live feed to talk to him, but when the monitor was only blank they joked it was because the XT network had crashed.

Philanthropist couple Neal & Annette Plowman have gifted Rotoroa Island to Auckland. The 82ha island is east of Waiheke Island.

Auckland's mayors have said they will not pay for the redevelopment of Auckland's Queens Wharf. It was John Key's hope that it would be "party central" for the Rugby World Cup, but the mayors don't want to pay $100m to fix it up.

There is a plague of mice in parts of Southland, mostly around Fiordland, Te Anau, Stoney Creek & Five Rivers.

Here's an example of how the Maori party and National are working together (just in case you were wondering). Recently the Maori party developed a Maori-based health plan. John Key said (insisted) that it should be available to everyone and should be based not on race but on need. Maori party co-leader Tariana Turia believed that although the plan had been designed with Maori whanau in mind, there was no reason it could not also be used for others - a win win result!

Former New Zealander (anyone else want him?) Peter Bethune illegally boarded a Japanese whaling ship this week in order to make a citizen's arrest of its captain after alleging he rammed and sank Peter's ship and attempted to murder the crew. He was also going to present them with a $3m bill for replacing the decrepit vessel. I think he may have been at sea too long! Apparently he is now being detained and refusing to be transferred. I wonder if Mr Bethune should be arrested for endangering his crew by causing a collision at sea in the name of a publicity stunt.


The
Numbers Game

18: months of use of Taser stun guns (by Police) and there have been no complaints about their use
29: people have died in five years while taking part in adventure tourism in NZ
100: hours community service for a former Napier florist who changed her competitors details on Google maps to direct clients to her business

5,600: $ reward for information on a spate of deliberately lit fires near a West Coast kiwi sanctuary
3-5m: $ is all that a former ASB investment banker will have to repay after stealing nearly $18m


Finance NZ Dollar

GBP 0.4526 (+0.0079)
EUR 0.5145 (+0.0023)
USD 0.7000 (+0.0020)
AUD 0.7790 (-0.0077)


The
Weekender NZer of the week

Thomas Brydone and William Davidson
CHILLY BIN BILLIONAIRES
New Zealand has long been heralded as a country that 'rode to fortune on the sheep's back'. The next time you carve into a fillet of tender Kiwi lamb sirloin, now exported to more than 190 countries around the world, you might like to pause to chew on the fascinating story of how the frozen meat export industry began: a story of technology, determination, vision and pioneering colonialism.

http://www.nzedge.com/heroes/brydonedavidson.html


Joke
of the Weekender

What's Wrong Now?
My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was riding along as he put it through its paces. Suddenly, we were caught in a violent thunderstorm, with lightning crashing all around us. 

Next, we lost the radio and most of the instruments. 
As we were being tossed around in the sky, George said, "Uh-oh!" Fearing the worst, I asked, "What's wrong now?" 
George replied, "I got the hiccups. Do something to scare me."


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The Weekender 14/02/2010

Welcome to another overly hot day! It seems like we've been having high twenties days for a while now. Yes yes I know there are those of you who think that's a cold winters day but I need to find a pool!


Sport

Well the Super 14 started this weekend, so if you don't like rugby news, you might want to skip the next 9 months of news from NZ!
The Chiefs were starting with a not very good pre-season record, resting captain Mils Muliaina, had lost Lauaki, Dwayne Sweeney, Callum Bruce and Lelia Masaga with either injury or sickness, and they start their campaign with a tour of the traditionally difficult South Africa. But in a game that could have gone either way and a kiwi ref (that the crowd didn't like!), the Chiefs beat the Sharks 19-18 with a try in the last three minutes & a couple of shots at goal for Stephen Donald. Yay! The Highlanders looked quite good, but they were playing the Crusaders who were just better & won 32-17. The Brumbies beat the Force 24-15, and the Bulls beat the Cheetahs 51-34. The new Blues player Stephen Brett (formerly in Dan Carter's shadow at Canterbury) couldn't quite get his team to victory after Hurricanes put on 22 un-answered points in the second half. Stephen had a big hand in getting the Blues to a 20-12 half time lead but threw a couple of passes that were intercepted to let the Canes back in.
In rugby sevens, NZ hammered France & Guyana in their opening two games of the Las Vegas sevens. They also beat Australia 12-7.

The NZ Breakers haven't had an entirely good season, but they have finished well. This week they needed to win and for other results to go their way for them to make the top four & the play-offs. They continued their hot streak with an 84-79 win over the Taipans but unfortunately Gold Coast beat Melbourne 91-73 to end their season! Tony Ronaldson made his final ANBL appearance with a huge 664 games.

The Wellington Phoenix secured a home semifinal after thrashing the Central Coast Mariners 3-0. Not many (if any) would have bet on the Phoenix making the play-offs and the Breakers missing out!

The Black Caps got their clean sweep against Bangladesh but the last game wasn't as easy with Bangladesh reaching 241 for nine. NZ made difficult work of it but on the basis of a Martin Guptill run-a-ball 91, reached the target with three wickets remaining & plenty of overs.

Nick Willis won the Boston Indoor Games mile for the second year in a row.


NZ News

Kiwi super-yacht builder Salthouse Marine Limited has been placed into receivership this week. They have operated for 25 years and build top end motor yachts worth around $4m each. The director said they fell victim to the economic downturn, although overseas companies are keen to buy their designs for the world class boats.

Our flag has been in the news a bit. There has occasionally been campaigns to change it from our heritage, and recently it has flared up again. What concerns me is the first line of an NZ Herald article, it says "The Herald's campaign to change the New Zealand flag..." - what? since when did they decide they could switch from reporting news to making it? 
John Key was on TVNZ's breakfast show & asked to draw a flag he would support if the NZ flag were to change, it was just a silver fern and now the sketch is up on Trademe at $10,050 with all proceeds going to Cure Kids.
Perhaps the NZ flag discussion started after government buildings flew the Tino Rangatiratanga flag for Waitangi Day. The problem was almost no Maori (except for the Maori party) supported that particular flag. They all campaigned long & hard to get a "Maori" flag flying on the Auckland Harbour bridge and on government buildings, but given the opportunity there still seems to be no consensus on which flag that should be.

The Otago Conservation Board has decided to lobby the government for a national ban on camper vans. How hilarious. I think they have too much time on their hands.

But the story of the week has been the governments recommendation to raise the GST rate from 12.5% to 15%. They've taken a lot of flak after video came to light that appeared to show John Key ruling out a rise to GST during his 2008 election campaign, and a speech by Finance Minister Bill English where he committed to not raising GST. However John Key's comments were directly related to raising GST to cover deficits, and Bill English wondered where the opposition had been, as the government has been debating it for the past six to eight months as the economy has changed drastically. In a poll, 56% opted for the higher GST with personal tax cuts - what the government plans to do.

Cadbury dairy milk chocolate will now have a "Fairtrade" logo along with newly redesigned packaging and an increase in cocoa solids from 21% to 26%.

Former All Black Robin Brooke has reached a settlement with a couple of teenagers, after he allegedly assaulted a boy after groping a 15-year-old Auckland girl on holiday in Fiji. He apologised for his actions on TV this week. He said he had no memory of the incident as it was 3am and he "had had too much to drink".


The Numbers Game

9: drowning deaths for January, the fewest in 30 years (last year 23 people died)
9: taser uses during the first year that the stun guns were available for Police use
11: volcanoes around Auckland are included in a treaty settlement for Tamaki Makaurau
17: % drop in house sales nationally last month
58: % support for John Key as Prime Minister, National is as 56% and Labour is up 1 to 34% - no other parties were over the 5% threshold
70: % drop in "tagging" around Manukau City after a concerted effort to get rid of graffiti
70: old radar's have been bought & mounted by ACC intended to fool drivers with radar detectors - $81m in ACC claims for speed related crashes
140: strong St Petersburg Philharmonic was lead by kiwi Gary Brain in Russia's Tchaikovsky Hall - the Grammy winner got a 10min standing ovation & glowing press reviews
5,797: marriages in the quarter to December 2009, a 3 year high after the recession apparently
26,000: homes have taken advantage of the government insulation subsidies in the first 6 months
206,000: kiwis have joined up with new mobile operator 2degrees in the first six months of operation, 44c/min calls & 9c texts are their claim to fame


Finance NZ Dollar

 

GBP 0.4447 (+0.0040)
EUR 0.5122 (+0.0076)
USD 0.6980 (+0.0081)
AUD 0.7867 (-0.0080)

 


The Weekender NZer of the week

Dame Kiri Te Kanawa
Dame Kiri was honoured with a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Classical Brits awards this year.


Joke of the Weekender

 

Card Name
Those of us who worked at the front desk of a convention hotel in Williamsburg, Va., prided ourselves on making the guests feel special. When someone arrived at reception, credit card in hand, we would sneak a peek at it and address him by name. 
Once during a particularly busy check-in, one of our guests presented a corporate credit card. "Welcome to Williamsburg, Mr. Bell," the desk clerk said. 
"Oh, please," the man replied, "call me Taco." 

 


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The Weekender 07/02/2010

Welcome to yet another long hot week of summer, and next month I'll be married!


Sport

Sport Numbers:
8: teams will battle it out in America's Cup class yachts in Auckland next month
13min 13sec: time it took Kiwi Melissa Moon to run to the top of New York's Empire State Building, winning this years women's race to the top
78: runs total that Bangladesh got against NZ in their Twenty20 match, NZ reached the target without losing a wicket
146: run win for NZ against Bangladesh in their first one dayer

The Wellington Phoenix have secured a spot in the A-League playoffs after Adelaide United beat the Brisbane Roar 2-0 last night. The top six go through and the Phoenix are still aiming for a top four finish which would give them a home playoff match.

The Wellington Seven's tournament continues to elude our team as Samoa beat NZ 14-24 in the semifinal. Fiji went on to beat Samoa 19-14 in the final.

Willie Mason actually found somewhere to play rugby league in Australia! He will be joining North Queensland for the next season.

Rowing dominated the Halberg Awards this year with Mahe Drysdale taking the sportsman award, Eric Murray & Hamish Bond taking the sports team award and Richard Tonks taking coach of the year. Caroline & Gorgina nee Evers-Swindell (now they are both married) were crowned sports champions of the decade. Valerie Vili won the supreme Halberg Award for the third consecutive year.

The NZ Breakers continued their comeback by beating the Wollongong Hawks who they've lost to for the last five times the teams have met. They didn't just win, they smashed them 88-60.


NZ News

A teenager got off lightly this week when a shark had an "exploratory bite" of her & her wetsuit while she was out in the water at Oreti Beach near Invercargill. The girl whacked the shark with her boogie board and it took off. Shark attacks are rare in NZ with only 13 fatalities on record.

Kiwi students topped the results for 29 subjects in the 2009 Cambridge International Examinations (that's Cambridge England, not Cambridge Waikato!). The Cambridge exams offer an alternative to NCEA and with all the NCEA problems over the past few years, a number of schools throughout NZ have switched.


The Numbers Game

7.3: % unemployment rate - the highest in 10 years, but it seems to be a result of more people wanting work than more people out of work
12: tyres on an Air NZ Boeing 777 burst during a aborted take off in Japan
50: days on the run for escaped prisoner Kevin Polwart came to an end with his arrest on Thursday, he beat his 41 days on the run in 2001
500: people including Prime Minister John Key celebrated Waitangi Day at the dawn service at the Treaty Grounds
47,632: $ drop in average house prices for Auckland from December to January - so we can't really trust those numbers ever then?
54,758: $ power bill for a couple who have been under-charged for years
59,000: kids started school for the first time this week - my fiancée teaches 14 of them! 
150,000: trampolines forecast to be sold globally, have helped a kiwi designed safe trampoline to be voted top children's product of the year in America
630,000: $/graduate world-leading Hamilton youth offender programme to be closed down as too expensive despite a zero re-offending rate
4.25m: $ going to 400 athletes including Valerie Vili from the Prime Minister's Sport Scholarships
5m: $ compensation package to share among the 215,000 Telecom XT users who were without cellphone services last week
1.4b: pages served by NZ's busiest website TradeMe in January


Finance NZ Dollar

 

GBP 0.4407 (+0.0018)
EUR 0.5046 (-0.0016)
USD 0.6899 (-0.0116)
AUD 0.7947 (+0.0004)

 


The Weekender NZer of the week

 

 

 

Edward Joseph Nathan
GLAXO FOUNDER
Joseph Nathan was a New Zealand entrepreneur with extraordinary foresight. In 1906 he founded Glaxo, producer of the dried milk formula that became a household name for infant health. On a world scale, he was a pioneer of direct marketing and branding. The Glaxo name now fronts one of the world's largest pharmaceutical companies, GlaxoSmithKline.
http://www.nzedge.com/heroes/nathan.html

 

 

 


Joke of the Weekender

 

Sleeping Leg
A lady had been exposed to strep and needed to visit the doctor's office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite a while with her legs crossed, reading a magazine while other patients came and went. Suddenly her turn was called, but when she stood up to go in, she discovered her leg was "asleep". Not wanting to keep the nurse waiting, she limped and staggered toward the inner office door. She noticed one elderly lady nudging another who sat beside her, as the two of them sympathetically watched her painful progress . 
Two minutes later, her procedure completed and her leg back to normal, she walked easily back into the waiting room. As she strode past the two elderly ladies, she overheard one whisper triumphantly to the other, "See, Myrtle, I TOLD you he was a wonderful doctor!"

 


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The Weekender 31/01/2010

Hi everyone, yes I'm running a day late this week, thanks to the Auckland Anniversary weekend & the Parachute music festival.

Sport